Hades Laughed Unisex classic tee | The Vampire Mates Universe™
Some shirts make a statement.
This shirt makes a bargain with Hades.
The front carries the dark throne of Tartarus. The back carries the only instructions anyone may need:
Find the coin.
Speak the name.
Pull the chain.
Wear this shirt while summoning questionable confidence, entering rooms with unnecessary dramatic energy, or reminding everyone that some names are better left unspoken.
Possible side effects may include sudden growling, suspicious coins appearing in pockets, and the feeling that something ancient has started following you.
The Vampire Mates Universe™ accepts no responsibility for broken gates, awakened demons, scary clowns, or Hades laughing somewhere behind you.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Some shirts make a statement.
This shirt makes a bargain with Hades.
The front carries the dark throne of Tartarus. The back carries the only instructions anyone may need:
Find the coin.
Speak the name.
Pull the chain.
Wear this shirt while summoning questionable confidence, entering rooms with unnecessary dramatic energy, or reminding everyone that some names are better left unspoken.
Possible side effects may include sudden growling, suspicious coins appearing in pockets, and the feeling that something ancient has started following you.
The Vampire Mates Universe™ accepts no responsibility for broken gates, awakened demons, scary clowns, or Hades laughing somewhere behind you.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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